Holyyyy crap!!

So tonight I was using the restroom at the venue and I was going #1 when all of the sudden I see a spider crawling on the ground next to my feet!!! I freaked out and tried to dance and pee at the same time so that it wouldn’t crawl on me… I even yelled at it! For some reason it just wouldn’t go away so I finish up using the bathroom and leap back…

I turn around and I see one of the security guards waiting to use the bathroom laughing and I realized that I probably looked like an idiot to someone who didn’t know what was happening…God, I hate spiders.